Today was a typical day of news you would rather forget, monopolised by the fact that the government are going to spend billions of pounds so that we can get to Birmingham 20 minutes quicker. Now i have no beef with Birmingham but i would love to know what they will have in 12 to 13 years time that is going to warrant that cost for 20 minutes. No pressure Brum, but you must have something up your sleeve:-))!
I have some intriguing possibilities:
*Scotland is seeking independence so maybe further change is planned in the UK and Birmingham is to become the new capital.
*Weather forecasters predict that due to global warming, the UK's average temperatures will rise by 3 degrees centigrade and Birmingham will become the hottest and sunniest place in the country.
*The city council finally tires of its local football teams failing and forces Birmingham, West Brom, Wolves and Aston Villa to disband. A 200,000 seater ground is built for the new capital team to compete with Stoke, who are the new kids on the block and are winning everything!!
Any more ideas??
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