Fingered!!

How many times does it happen? Your journey home from work violated by some testosterone fuelled junky!
Now i know i drive a Volvo, which makes me an automatic target, but i am starting to feel as though i am being victimised.
Tonight, i serenely manoeuvered off a roundabout on the first exit and glided immediately into the outside lane as i would be turning right at the next roundabout in 200 yards. But this was in violation of the plans of the nerd who suddenly appeared from nowhere in his spunky little car. He was the classic type who would bore his friends to death by telling them that his 'wheels' did 0-80mph in 1.5 seconds.........yawn!!
Now, this guy had no need to be in my lane. His plan was to save 5 seconds of his life by whipping past possibly 3 cars and then carve up some other poor Volvo driver 20 yards before the roundabout to get into his correct lane. Having now probably wrecked his entire evening, the guy wanted revenge and, in true Jensen Button style, he was on my inside in a flash.
He was so desperate to show me a magnificent specimen of a middle finger, that he narrowly avoided running into the back of the braking traffic in front. It would have been so amusing to see him have a shunt and see that large digit of his disappear up his left nostril:-)!!